Today I learnt… Blowjobs reduce the chance of miscarriage and pre-eclampsia!!!

How have I never heard about this before? This is AMAZING! Does everyone know this apart from me? The research on this is from 13 years ago!!!

So basically what it says, is If you’re trying to have a baby, and you swallow your partner’s cum, the evidence shows it makes your body more receptive to the proteins in his semen and so reduces the chance of losing the baby or pre-eclampsia (a very nasty pregnancy condition).

I have just found this on Wikipedia:

Fellatio may reduce the risk of miscarriages by inducing immunological tolerance in the woman by exposure to the proteins in her partner’s semen, a process known as paternal tolerance. While any exposure to a partner’s semen appears to decrease a woman’s chances for the various immunological disorders that can occur during pregnancy, immunological tolerance could be most quickly established through the oral introduction and gastrointestinal absorption of semen.[31][32] Recognizing that some of the studies potentially included the presence of confounding factors, such as the possibility that women who regularly perform fellatio and swallow semen also engage in more frequent intercourse, the researchers also noted that, either way, “the data still overwhelmingly supports the main theory” behind all their studies—that repeated exposure to semen establishes the maternal immunological tolerance necessary for a safe and successful pregnancy. [32][33]

Click the footnote numbers to see the research which includes this from the hugely reputable New Scientist:

According to reproductive biologists at the University of Adelaide in South Australia, far from being an exercise in futility, plenty of sex—even up to a full year before conception—helps guard against a litany of ailments. And Puritans prepare to be shocked—fellatio may work just as well as missionary-style intercourse.

I cannot believe my husband didn’t know this when we were trying to get pregnant… I swear, he’d have had me swallowing him down even more than I usually did! He’d have had a lot of fun with the fact ‘any exposure’ seems to help too. ‘Oh darling, you swallowed enough this week, I’ll find somewhere new to deposit it…’

Oh lovely people, we have to spread this message, because not only is it our duty for the health of mommies and little babies, but even better, just imagine all those perfect, reserved, vanilla wannabe mothers who have adamantly refused to suck their poor hubby’s cocks, let alone swallow. Who will soon willingly sink to their knees and fulfil his fantasies because it’s now a pregnancy health supplement.

Who knows, they may even find they like it! I know, I did!

Just imagine all those doctors recommending, ‘Well Mr and Mrs Vanilla, if you’re trying to get pregnant we recommend up to a year of pre-pregnancy oral sex where you daily swallow your husband’s semen. If you don’t like the taste there is a technique called ‘deep throating’ that allows him to ejaculate it directly to your tummy! Here, I have some leaflets…’

Best research, ever.

Spread, the, word! Reblog this, for the babies!

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