Tag: penis size teasing

The Toilet Roll Test

Want to know if he’s officially small?

Put a toilet roll tube over his cock. If you can slide it over he’s officially got a thin dicklet, if he doesn’t reach the end or isn’t longer than it, he’s officially got a short dicklet. If he doesn’t do either he’s officially got a little dicklet.

This is why you don’t cum when he fucks you. It’s not you, and I hope you haven’t been feeling guitly about it, it’s simply he’s not big enough to make you cum like that. It’s not his fault, it’s just how things are.

Any of these results means he needs to be caged, and you be properly satisfied with his mouth, hands and dildo (ideally on a strap on) instead.

Invest in a cage, penis extender and strap on to rectify this situation. And be sure to not let him cum much at all, all you need to explain is ‘You’re too small to be allowed to cum’ and you’ll see he understands. 

It’s just how things are.

Now that you’ve experienced the King Kong dildo. Do you find intercourse with hubby unsatisfying without it? Do you guys discuss this issue in a serious away from “playtime”? I mean not teasing, or is the game on all the time?

It’s the King Cock, dildo… I think a King Kong dildo would be a bit too kinky, even for us…but that’s a good question. Intercoursee is absolutely not unsatisfactory, but it does change it a little, to tell the truth. The thing is, I never was able to cum from penetration before so it’s not…

I understand that the penis size teasing is hot, and i love the idea too, but i was curious: do you genuinely wish your husband was more “well endowed”? Love you blog! Keep up the good work!!

Hah, you lot are fascinated with this topic this weekend… in a word, yes.  When I was young I used to fantasise about what I’d do with three wishes, and if I had them now, they’d be lots of money, me having the perfect figure, and now, that hubby’s cock was the perfect figure too,…

Want to know how to act when you get hubby to fuck you with a big strap on?

This, this is how! lol

(Also a handy video to watch with him for a bit of teasing…warning, it’s a loud one!)

This is how I reacted every few minutes for the first few weeks of browsing Tumblr!

How I react now…

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‘Umm, hubby, go fetch Adonis will you?’

You know, there’s some truth in that!