Awww, are your swollen balls confused? Do they scream to you “Hey, what’s wrong? Empty us already!” Well tell them that they don’t belong to you anymore. They belong to me now and I decide when to drain them. Also tell them that it’s not gonna happen soon. Go on! Look down at them and speak to your balls.
I wanna hear it.
lol
I love the actual ‘speak to them’ bit!