I’ll have a, umm, number 5 as a starter, thank you, and errr, let’s go for a 15 for the main course, wonderful! Yes, I have lube, thank you.
Oh what’s that, hire two get one free? For my… okay then, I’m feeling kinky, let’s go for a 7 back there.
They’ll be with me in 30 minutes or I don’t have to swallow? Perfect!