(Hubby challenged me to write a kinky caption to a random picture, what do you think?!)

Once the minimum penis size regulations came into force every man with a cock less than 8″ was put into mandatory chastity caging. The married ones were allowed limited release by their wives – one per year for every inch of cock they did have. 

Anal dildos, strap ons and prostate milking courses were made free on the NHS to prevent long term problems.

This of course rapidly led to an imbalance in supply and demand. 10 fertile women to every unlocked cock. The well endowed men absolutely made the most of it.