I want you to come in the shower with me and wash me.

I want you to run your hands all over me, and I want to hear you whimper as your dick gets crushed by that tight steel chastity device.

I want you to feel my soft skin, and groan as your balls are pulled hard by the ring behind them. I want you to be in agony and ecstasy at the same time.

I want you to realise that this is all of your dreams coming true, but also an utter painful nightmare.

I’m going to relax as you pamper me, and you’re going to be going through heaven and hell.

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Wow, that’s intense!

It’s Black Friday for Sex Toys too!


I was wondering when this would happen, and it has. Lovehoney’s got on the Black Friday bandwagon, hurrah.

As it says below, the deals change three times a day. I’ll keep an eye out for particularly good ones but I thought you might like to know about it too. Here’s a banner I blatantly stole from their email to make me look professional.

Find out what their latest deals are

Right now the US site has my favourite rechargeable bullet vibe reduced from $40 to $27.99, which is a bargain.

The Rocks Off Ignition Rechargeable Bullet Vibe

You can read more about it on our recommended sex toys page

If you find a good deal post it in the notes so people see it!

There’s also an additional 20% off if you buy two vibes (get a wand, a WAND I tell you – $40 off atm) and that should stack with Black Friday prices (US and UK only, maybe?)

Plus 20% off for buying two bondage items too, but it’s not a huge range included. I guess that might change every day? Dunno. Right now the male crotchless latex open leotard is included… 

…and I was wondering what to wear for Christmas with the in-laws

Lovehoney Black Friday Deals – don’t miss out

I was just going to post about this but I’ll steal this one instead as I’m loving the leotard, lol

I had a quick browse and the 3 inch extender that we really like is currently half price (and it’s the one that vibrates, fancy!!!) £35 reduced to £17.50 but that might end at 6pm I guess?

Penis Extenders at Lovehoney

And in general they’ve got a 25% off if you buy two extension or enlarging toys, which could be useful!! lol

‘I know it aches, but I like big cocks and this makes it bigger, doesn’t it! Yes it’ll get smaller when we take it off so we’ll just leave it in there for now, I like how it looks. It doesn’t matter you can’t touch it, you weren’t going to cum anyway.’

Regarding the leotard though, no thanks BUT on our friend Emma’s advice we did buy a pair of cut out briefs:

and they honestly look so hot with him in a cage too. it just sticks out so perfectly when caged through the hole. It’s the only male ‘sexy undies’ that I’ve ever found remotely erotic. They’re in the 20% off bondage sale mentioned above.

If hubby ever has cause to wear a kilt he is TOTALLY wearing these underneath!


I wonder sometimes… what it would be like to experience this. I mean, not just the token effort to get me ready for the main event, but rather what it might be like to *be* the main event. Not simply a few strokes and then furious clit flicking, but long sensuous licks as if the taste of me is something so exquisite he wants to go slow to savor each drop. Not the recipient of what he’s learned from porn, but what it might be like to be gifted with efforts born of attentiveness to my responses. Not feeling awkward like it’s something he feels he has to do, but to hear him say he craves knowing what I taste like.. or oh… being tied, spread wide and feeling the heat of his tongue trail up my thigh, tease along my slick folds, push up through from my hole to the clit that is standing proud and swollen, just begging for contact. Not feeling his frustration that I haven’t cum yet, but being able to stop thinking or trying and just enjoy his talented mouth on my most intimate of places. I wonder what it might be like to receive feeling secure that he wants to be right there as much as I wish him to be. You know? ~dd

Send him this and you’ll find out:

Oh and if he doesn’t get it right, try his cock in a cage until he does…

Threats are hot

You need to understand this, as they’re a really fun part of playing and they will LOVE it if you figure this out.

Make threats, threaten to lock their cock up if they cum, or if they ruin or if they don’t make you cum enough or whatever excuse you can find!

You don’t have to then carry out the threat!

This is the key thing, it’s just part of the game, part of the role play, part of the tease. If they get all disappointed because you don’t carry out a threat later on tell them to stop being an idiot and you said it turn them on, and you’ll do whatever you want because their cock is locked up and it’s your prerogative to change your mind whenever you want! OKAY?

However, having said that, of course you can carry it out if you want to, and sometimes it’s good to so the others have more weight when you say it.

So for example, the one I do this most often with is making him eat his cum. It’s not really a turn on for me but I often say he can have a ruin or cum if he eats it – and if I ALWAYS let him off that then it loses all its power. So maybe one in three I make him. (Heck, he expects me to swallow EVERY time!)

Also, keep the threats believable – there’s no point saying something that you’d NEVER do ‘If you cum I’ll never let you out of the cage again) because it loses all its power again, and it having power is what makes it exciting. So make them challenging but believable.

The final use of threats is to secretly give him something he wants by making it a threat. So you can use it to test things you think they might like but won’t admit. Such as longer lock ups, cum eating, butt plugging, bottom licking, pegging.

e.g. If you

So start using some kinky threats to make your teasing even hotter.

Some of my favourite threats are:

‘If you cum before I say you can I’m going to ruin it and make you eat it all’

‘If you cum tonight you’ll be locked up for the next (week, two weeks, month)’

‘If you don’t get hard in the next minute I’m going to lock you back up’

The fun reverse scenario with this is make HIM say things that are just a hot fantasy. So lying next to him, on the edge and you say to him ‘Tell me to lock you up till Christmas’ kind of thing. ‘Tell me why you deserve to be locked up’. It’s all very hot, for you both. And again, you don’t have to do it!