Sizetember Ideas

So I mentioned earlier the idea of a bit of a penis size teasing focus as we work up to Locktober, which we can call Sizetember (because you all seem to like dedicating months to this stuff  lol

The whole penis size thing was a bit of a surprise when we started exploring this whole area of kinky stuff. It wasn’t something I was immediately drawn to but hubby admitted early on it was a turn on, and I guess I’ve come to understand that it’s not so much about the actual size (even guys with big cocks enjoy it I’m told) it’s the fact there’s nothing that can be done about it – a really good excuse for anything I fancy, ‘if only you were bigger I wouldn’t want to cage you’.

This whole kink is usually referred to as SPH – Small Penis Humiliation, but for us ‘teasing’ is a much better term for it. I even have a friend who teases her hubby as being too BIG, ‘There’s no way I’m letting that in me, it needs to be caged up for my protection!’ (Yes okay, that was my idea, and omg her husband is HUGE and I’m not envious at all).

Okay, I admit it…

Part of this journey has been looking at lots of captions and things on tumblr together, and as we started to explore this size teasing thing one of the games we played was hubby finding big cocks for me to look at while he went down on me.

It really didn’t do anything for me at first, but suddenly the combination of him going down on me while I did that, keeping me on the edge of orgasm, and knowing how turned on all this made him well, it’s flipped a switch and I have to admit, I love big cocks now. Just looking, that’s enough, and not the scary huge crazy ones. But yeah, I get butterflies in my stomach when I look at some attractive, big ones.

The whole ‘big cock coming through a gloryhole’ thing has really made it up into my top fantasies now, and that’s hot. It’s fun to have something new to think about and knowing it turns hubby on is the best bit.

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Pic from https://raunchyravenremix.tumblr.com/post/175025246371/so-with-all-the-disney-princesses-drawn-up-i

ANYWAY there’s more on this blog you can explore for all that:

http://www.keephimcaged.com/tagged/big-cocks
http://www.keephimcaged.com/tagged/gloryhole
http://www.keephimcaged.com/tagged/gloryholes (apparently my tags aren’t very consistent lol)

Some Size Teasing Ideas

So, in getting warmed up for Locktober, let’s see what I can come up with…

The dream

In the morning tell him you had the sexiest dream, but you won’t tell him what it was till tonight. That’ll get him thinking!

Then that night:

Tease him while caged first, ‘What do you think I dreamt about?

Play with nipples and caged cock‘I dreamt you had a massive cock, really big, like those ones I’m scared of on Tumblr.
I was rubbing it (play with him)Sucking it (go down and give him a mock blowjob)
But best of all was how it felt in me (climb on him)It filled me up so good

‘Go down on me’
(Then teasing him while down there)

  • I wish you had a big cock, I mean it, I really do
  • It’s a good thing you’re so good with your tongue now.
  • It’s just not fair, why don’t you have a big cock?
  • You deserve to be caged for having such a little dicklet.
  • We aren’t using the strap on nearly enough
  • If you were bigger I’d want to fuck you all the time

Get him to finger you at the same time, but then, ‘I want more’ and grab a smaller dildo, ‘Even this small one is bigger than you – use it on me’

Enjoy this and if you feel like it, upgrade to a bigger one!

If you stay on the edge rather than cumming then 

The unwrapping game

So this one starts with you uncaging him, take off all rings around his cock etc, nothing to help him get hard – then you give him 5 minutes (or less for meaner) to see how hard he gets. No touching to help!

You could do this by size he reaches or just ‘rigidity’ somehow. Lay a ruler next to it if it’s the former

  • fully hard or get to six inches you get to cum
  • nearly fully hard or five inches you get a ruin
  • hard but not rigid or four inches edging only
  • only a ‘semi’ three inches get edged but with deep heat in the lube
  • soft or two inches straight back in the cage

Okay, that’s a couple of ideas to start. If you lot like these or the whole Sizetember idea let me know and I’ll see what else I can come up with!

Jane xxx

smallofshame:

12 Ways For Men To Show Off a Bulge in Public

  1. Wear underwear that supports and pushes up
  2. Pack your penis and testicles to one side
  3. Wear padded briefs specially made for bicycling
  4. Grab your balls in public to optimize the arrangement and visual (very common in Spain and Arab countries)
  5. Wear light, thin and tight trousers
  6. Roll down your briefs and wear them under your balls (optional)
  7. Wear a cockring
  8. Re-arrange when the bulge dissapears
  9. wear an adjustable leather cockstrap around the base of your scrotum and penis. This will tend to thrust your package forwards and away from your body, making it more ‘bulgy’

  10. Pump your cock and balls with a 2-stage vacuum pump acrylic cylinder 
  11. Use the best static postures to show off the package.  Either sitting down with the legs not too far apart (the thighs will tend to squeeze the package upwards, making it more prominent). Or standing with one leg crossed casually in front of the other, with the weight resting on the uncrossed leg. The thigh of the crossed leg will thrust the package forwards, and the tilted hip will further emphasize it. This can create quite an impressive bulge, with a nice ‘overhang’ effect

  12. Use a male size-enhancing Speedo bulge.  

We had fun with him wearing a cock extender out to dinner a few times! With some suitably tight trousers to show it off.

smallofshame:

Ideas For Small Penis Humiliation

  1. Tell one of your girlfriends. Let him know, but do not tell him which one.
  2. Watch porn with him and talk about how big every guy is.
  3. Wonder out loud how big his friends are.
  4. Give his penis an unflattering nickname e.g. shorty, tiny, clit, Pin dick, maggot cock, baby dick, pee wee

    or Minnie

  5. When your teasing excites him and he cums too early, make fun of that too.
  6. Make you google what women think of small penises, you will get a whole ton of results on forums and blogs that have women all laughing at and insulting men with little stubs.

  7. Hold her forefinger and thumb barely an inch apart she will hold them up to let you see how small the gap is and how small your penis is. Squinting and laughing with one eye closed, she will make you look at it and leave you in no uncertain terms that you fail to measure up

  8. Hints about how small you are  in as many conversation as possible.
  9. Measure it against small objects like baby carrots, biro lids, AAA batteries, chips, fries your pinkie or anything else that’s small and thin, she will make you hold it against your stub to illustrate just how small it actually is and then she will laugh her head off as these tiny objects dwarf that excuse for a cock.
  10. Knowing you have a small penis is one thing but to ACTUALLY know just how small? Making you hold a ruler against it and then marking the tiny between the edge and where your tip reached. 1 inch? 2? MAYBE 3? Whatever it is, you better believe you’ll get ruthlessly cock mocked for it
  11. Wiggle her pinkie finger at you is perhaps one of the most humiliating gestures any woman can make to a guy. Clenching her fist and smiling as she holds her hand close to her face and mockingly wiggles her pinkie at you. 
  12. Tie a ribbon around it, maybe a nice pink one for effect?
  13. Have you tell her how small it is, having to admit to this gorgeous woman just how small it is will be an incredibly cruel thing for her to force you to do. Which is, of course, why she will make you do it! 
  14. Rub ice water on it to make it even smaller while she laughs. To make it shrivel so it is even smaller and she can then ridicule you about it being even tinier and asking how that is even possible. 
  15. Compare your penis to her previous partners or lovers, no one likes to know how much bigger an exes dick was but you will be forced to hear in gruesome detail, inch by inch, just how much better and bigger they were than you. 
  16. Compare your penis to a dildo, holding up a 10-inch rubber dildo, she will show where your penis reaches and highlight exactly how much more cock there is on it than you have. Also, she will comment on how much thicker it is.
  17. Make you grow your pubic hair so it’s hidden. No woman deserves to have to see that….thing……..so she will make you grow your pubes out so it stays hidden. 
  18. Make you shave your pubes to expose its lack of size. Make you shave bald so it is highlighted just how small it is. Pubes can give a false sense of size so being naked and shaved will make it obvious and plainer to see just what size it actually is.
  19. Recall all the women who laughed or refused to sleep with you, the experience of a woman laughing at your penis or picking up her bag and leaving when she sees it is hard enough but instead of you pushing the image away, she will make you recount, in agonizing detail, each and every experience you had.

  20. Take a picture and post it online, Everyone who visits her blog should know what a tiny penis you have. The whole world has access to see that extra belly button you have.
  21. The toilet roll holder test – if it fits in a toilet roll then it’s not thick enough. If it doesn’t come out the other end, its not long enough. You and she both know you don’t even come close but she will still make you do it anyway just so she can laugh at it.
  22. Sit Down To Pee, real men stand up to pee. Little dick losers like you need to sit down because it can’t even stretch out of the zipper in your pants so the piss dribbles down your trousers so drop your pants and sit down like a good girl to pee. Extremely humiliating and very emasculating.

Some interesting ideas here, here’s some of my favourites, with maybe some tweaks or notes:

  1. Pretend to have told one of your girlfriends. Make up the fake conversation you had.
  2. Watch porn with him and talk about how big every guy is. Add ‘I wish you were that big’ Get him to find you porn of big cocks too!
  3. Wonder out loud how big his friends are. ‘Which of your friends has the biggest cock do you think?’
  4. Give his penis an unflattering nickname I like ‘dicklet’
  5. When your teasing excites him and he cums too early, make fun of that too.
  6. Make you google what women think of small penises, you will get a whole ton of results on forums and blogs that have women all laughing at and insulting men with little stubs. Interesting idea.
  7. Hold her forefinger and thumb barely an inch apart she will hold them up to let you see how small the gap is and how small your penis is. Squinting and laughing with one eye closed, she will make you look at it and leave you in no uncertain terms that you fail to measure up
  8. Hints about how small you are  in as many conversation as possible.
  9. Knowing you have a small penis is one thing but to ACTUALLY know just how small? Making you hold a ruler against it and then marking the tiny between the edge and where your tip reached. 
  10. Tie a ribbon around it, maybe a nice pink one for effect? This could be cute!
  11. Rub ice water on it to make it even smaller while she laughs. To make it shrivel so it is even smaller. A cold shower might be easier?
  12. Compare his penis to a dildo, holding up a 10-inch rubber dildo, she will show where your penis reaches and highlight exactly how much more cock there is on it than you have. Also, she will comment on how much thicker it is. I use the King Cock Dildo for this
  13. Make you shave your pubes to expose its lack of size. Make you shave bald so it is highlighted just how small it is. Pubes can give a false sense of size so being naked and shaved will make it obvious and plainer to see just what size it actually is. I like this one
  14. The toilet roll holder test – if it fits in a toilet roll then it’s not thick enough. If it doesn’t come out the other end, its not long enough. You and she both know you don’t even come close but she will still make you do it anyway just so she can laugh at it. This doesn’t work for us as he passes it! lol
  15. Cage it. Obviously. Size is the hottest excuse for it I find, as it’s just so unfair and unalterable!