Month: March 2018

After a nice but dull dinner at their friend’s house, and a little too much wine, they gave them a tour of the newly refurbished bedrooms.

Katie giggled when she saw the new fitted wardrobe doors, the handle was a half circle cut into each door, which made a perfect circle at waist height.

‘Oh my god, your bedroom has gloryholes!’ she laughed.

‘No they’re not, they’re just the design!’ her friend’s husband protested.

‘Sure, sure, but you know, if you two went in the wardrobes, and stuck your cocks through, we wouldn’t know which of you was which…’

Everyone went quiet.

The evening just got much more interesting.

OMG darling, HER cock is twice the size of yours!
How does that make you feel?
😛

Well that’s quite a plan…

Oh I’m sorry honey, did you think because you were tied up I’d make you cum?

Just the opposite! Now let me show you what I’ve bought…

If hubby’s cock isn’t big enough to make you cum like this, don’t despair.

Get yourself a strap on – not for you, for HIM. 

Amazingly it’s just on sale for just $20 if you are in the US.

Then, well the dildo it comes with is just for starters. You can keep increasing the size until you find one that just hits the spot. This is our favourite:

The King Cock Girthy – just mind blowing. It fits in the harness from the top image. Don’t buy this harness, it doesn’t work with cock cages (due to the single strap underneath). And we want it to work with his cock caged underneath…

And that’s because, size ISN’T everything. As you can see in the video. Look at the stamina, the strength, the passion.

Your guy not up to that yet? That’s okay. That’s why we have a cock cage to squeeze him into… That is where the motivation comes from.

He stays in the cage till he gets fit and skilled enough to make you cum, the way she does.

Strap-ons from Lovehoney – giving you what you deserve!

For those wives who want it, there are professional cock cage fitting services. For an extra fee they’ll even keep the keys for you. 

Due to demand they do require four weeks notice for any unlocking though.

In anonymous research, ten out of ten wives preferred the bigger penis. 

The preference was expressed by letting the one the liked more, orgasm. The other would be locked away in a cage.

What they didn’t often realise was it their husband’s cock in their right hand. Until they got them home that is.

In certain states, before agreeing to get engaged, it’s required the wife to be understands what she’s giving up when making the commitment.